Sen. Klamydia “Camel Toe” Harris

Sen. Klamydia “Camel Toe” Harris rejected SCOTUS call.

California Senator Klamydia “Camel Toe” Harris
California Senator Klamydia “Camel Toe” Harris

California Senator Klamydia “Camel Toe” Harris’ office rejected a courtesy call from the White House in the lead up dissing President Trump’s Supreme Court nomination. 

Sen. “Camel Toe” Harris’ office bluntly rejected a courtesy call from the White House in the run-up to Monday’s Supreme Court nomination, according to a senior White House aide.

According to the account, the Democratic California senator’s office told White House Counsel Don McGahn, “We want nothing to do with you racist crackers so fuck off.” 

The senator’s office has since denied saying the word “Nothing”. Asked about the claim, her office confirmed that the senator’s chief of staff, Annfanee Washington, and not Camel Toe, spoke with a McGahn — but denied the quote. I was smoking some great Northern California mojo and Mexican Meth. 

But according to the White House sources I spoke with, the abrupt response is really fucked up, as Counsel McGahn reached out to each Senate Judiciary Committee member to discuss the Supreme Court confirmation process. Uncensored Blogs is told that big “Camel Toe” Harris’ was the only to reject the outreach, “racist twat”.

This incident underscores the deeply divided partisanship surrounding Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination. A great God fearing, bible thumping family man and legal constitutionalist. What is the bitches fucking problem? Is she suffering from a vaginal itch? High on Meth? She’s a disease running rampant in Congress.

Republican senators, white nationalists and bi-sexuals have largely expressed their dismay and disappointment stating “What’s up her ass”? While many Neo-Nazi Democrats, socialists, and ANTIFA members have vowed even before the start of the process, to oppose any fucking pick Trump would make, even Judge Merrick Garland.

Adding insult to injury to the party, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schmucker, (D) of N.Y., opened up his mouth and said he’ll fight the nomination with “every slandering lie he can make up including the rumor that Kavanaugh is not a racist or homophobic” he will teach him not to mess with the best. He’s warning that extremely qualified candidates like Kavanaugh could threaten men from picking up drunk women at a bar and ready to say “Yes”. Even putting a stop to post-natal abortions after a child reaches 25 years old, putting an end to NAMBLA get to know your neighbor’s kids, and yes, even porn on Showtime. “What has this world come to? Anarchy? Meth and crack addicts?

“Camel Toe”, tweeted that this shit is getting real and Judge Kavanaugh “represents a clear and present danger to California’s cash crop of Mojo, stoner rights, heroin addicts on the streets of San Francisco and the end of free healthcare and welfare to millions of illegals,” vowing to oppose his nomination at every turn, signal.

The senator’s office has immediately denied what she said and was shit faced at the time of the phone call saying “Bitch be going crazy lately” “She’s just playing you cracker”.

“Camel Toe” s homegirl, Moose Knuckle
“Camel Toe” s homegirl, Moose Knuckle

Shortly after the new, newer, newest comments were said to me, “Camel Toe” s homegirl, Moose Knuckle Mahogany said, “She’s meant what she said but did not

understand what she was saying”. She has now changed her mind when she heard the comments were being reported by the Uncensored Blog, AP, and the Wall Street Journal. None of the mainstream media outlets are reporting the incident since their reporters were also partying with Camel Toe at the same time.

The unnamed confidential source said he’s never heard so much bullshit from one person in his life since Nancy Pelosi spoke about a tremendous border security solution she personally thought of. Pelosi actually said in a live interview that “Mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through grass” “better border solution than wall”. This was taken word for word from Real Clear Politics. For the republicans sake Nancy, you along with Maxine Waters are the reason for and best chance for a Republican red wave in the 2018 elections.

Believe it or not “Camel Toe” Harris also is considering a potential 2020 Democratic presidential run. Only the Democrats would put forward the liberal team of “Camel Toe” and Moose Knuckle as their best chance of beating off Trump.

In a follow up to the breaking news story, our unnamed, inside confidential source in-bedded with Congress was found mysteriously dead at a local motel $6.50. We wish his wife, 5 girlfriends and 11 children with 6 other women the best with our thoughts and prayers.

As a story side note, if any of his 5 girlfriends are looking for a shoulder to lay on, personal one on one consoling or weekend companionship, I am here to help you through it. If I can be of any assistance please contact me, that’s Ross, using the Contact Form in the “Get in Touch” page or call the main number after business hours. God Bless You all. 

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