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Irrelevant, Illogical, Idiotic, Ignorant, Irresponsible and Unrefined. The Uncensored Blog delivers hard-hitting, non-award-winning, original “Uncensored” content with blatantly biased sharp opinions views, and other shit like that.

The Uncensored Blog it proud to publish conservative comment and views, analysis and online news shit, data journalism, citizen journalism, blogging, vlogging, photoblogging, podcasts, vodcasts, interactive storytelling, child porn, Al Qaeda Today, Jihad Times, Libtards on Parade and all things republicans.

Look, we don’t care what others think, we are always right, so get used to it, period. We are dedicated to advancing our legitimacy, relevance and purpose in the news and blogging industry through completely underhanded, illegal, unethical, crazy with thought-provoking articles and conservative opinions.

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We are an independent entity, we answer to no one. We work hard on plagiarism and non-investigative journalism, and hard work, to produce this kind of shit. But we do it because we love you and we believe that our non-apologetic right-wing perspective is the only perspective that matters.

The Uncensored Blog has been known to be toxic to liberals, progressives and socialists because it exposes the lies, fake news, and bullshit of the left. It constantly triggers the limbic system. Panicky stories spur the release of cascades of glucocorticoid (cortisol). This deregulates your immune system and inhibits the release of growth hormones. In other words, your body finds itself in a state of chronic stress. High glucocorticoid levels cause impaired digestion, lack of growth (cell, hair, bone), nervousness and susceptibility to infections and death. The other potential side-effects include fear, aggression, tunnel-vision, depression and desensitization.

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